I can hear my upstairs neighbor peeing sometimes and when I do, I tap on the ceiling and say, “It sounds like somebody’s staying hydrated,” and he calls the landlord and complains.
Guys I visited nyu and met some of the techs and here are some examples of things they said to me
“Are you a straight female?”
“There aren’t many straight males here but it’s okay we’ll hook you up”
“Yeah you’re pretty you’ll be fine” (♡♡♡♡)
And I told them I was gonna try to do long distance…
See you there.
oh my gosh!! what’s your major?
you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)